Funny thoughts, vol. 1: Soul Energy
Wednesday 29. October, 2008
Let’s suppose that souls are real and are some form of energy. This would mean that the number of souls would be constant due to law of conservation of energy. This in turn would suggest that if souls go to some place after we die and won’t come back, the Earth would eventually run out of souls. In fact, this progress has already started as we all know that some people don’t have souls (excluding the cases who deny the existence of souls, it’s against our premises) or their souls are black, which would suggest that souls, in general, are radiant or that they absorb the Light of the light that inspects them.
If we suppose that souls do radiate, we could, as the price of oil is rising, start to use used souls as an energy source for our society. Those souls who would end up in the hell would probably rather die in a fire (or be consumed, if it’s less ruthless) than go to that place anyway.
Just think of it. We could build soul energy plants, that could also function as a crematorium for all dead things that still have a sould attached to them. As we don’t know when exactly the soul leaves the body, we would have to build a hospital near or in the plant complex that as little as possible of the soul can escape. We don’t necessarily have to burn souls of the human beings as a recent photoset I saw somewhere in the net says that dogs and rocks go to heaven, that is to say, they have souls. Yet another problem rises: How are we going extract souls from rocks? With living things it’s quite easy to say when the soul is about to leave the host but with a lifeless rock… Maybe we need a grinder…
I can see the big billboards with slogans already… “SoulPower: We’ve got a soul”, “Heavenly Energy: Your grandma recommends” and “General Electricity Company: The last choice”. (by the way, I reserve the rights for those names, in case this comes reality someday 🙂 )
If the Hindus are correct about souls being recycled, this kind industry would eventually lead to a soulless planet. Unless we could find a cheap way to convert other forms of energy back to souls, which could be quite unlikely. Souls must have some mighty compex structure (structured energy?) as they also contain our ethics and morals (unless theologists are wrong), so creating souls would require us to reduce entropy by a magnitude I cannot estimate.